FINALLY! A BIKINI SKIT PIE FIGHT!
[MEGHAN and EDEN are both wearing bikinis.]
MEGHAN: So Eden, we're almost finished. Did you have fun?
EDEN: [annoyed] No, not really!
M: Hmmm, that's weird cuz I sure did.
E: Of course you did! I got hit with a million pies while you stayed 100% clean!
M: Yeah, I guess you're right. But remember, I deserved it.
M: Don't forget, I've been doing these skits a lot longer than you. I've been hit with plenty of pies before. And now that I've paid my dues, I think it's only fair that I get to be the one throwing the pies. I mean, really, the whole "messy" thing is so beneath me now. I'm a bit more sophisticated these days. I hope you understand .
[As MEGHAN does her speech, the camera cuts to EDEN, looking unconvinced. A pie is handed to her off camera, and she takes it happily. As MEGHAN finishes her speech, EDEN taps her on the shoulder.]
M: [as she is tapped] Huh What? [EDEN pies her.]
E: Now that's what you deserve!
M: Eden! I stick my neck out for you to get you this job, and THIS is how you repay me?
E: Yep! Just like this! [pies her again]
M: Well, I'll give you credit. It's nice to see you finally getting assertive. But I think you forgot one thing.
E: What's that?
M: I always get my revenge! [pies EDEN]
E: Hey! I thought this was the skit where I stayed clean!
M: Nope, that was the old script. See, in the new script, Eden goes, "What?" And then gets pied from off camera.
E: What?... [gets pied from off camera]
M: Exactly. Then it says, "Scenes turns into an all-out pie fight." [puts down script] Uh oh. [EDEN pies her.]
[Scene turns into an all-out pie fight, with MEGHAN and EDEN exchanging many many pies while improvising lines of dialogue between hits. Finally, they run out of pies.]
M: Well, good job there, rookie.
E: Thanks. You too. But how do we get cleaned up?
M: Usually they just write some kind of "water" joke into the script [gets watered] Like that.
E: Well that's easy. [throws out her hands] Water! [Buckets of water are thrown on her.]
M: Just be careful you don't trigger any slime before the scene is over.
E: Slime? Why would they dump slime on us now?
M: I don't know, I guess it's funny [gets slimed] To slime me after I've finally gotten myself cleaned off.
E: Wow, thanks for the tip.
M: Don't mention it.
E: I'll be extra careful not to say "I don't know" now. [gets slimed]
M: Eden, you really are a dumb blonde. But I love you anyway! [They hug.]
E: Aw . I don't know what I'd do without you! [They both get slimed.]
M: This has been a Pie [gets pied]
E: This has been a Pie In The Face [gets pied]
M&E: [together] This has been a Pie In The Face Production! [They pie each other as the scene ends.]