[MEGHAN and JULIA both wear cool-ass go-go girl outfits.]

JULIA: So what's the deal with these go-go outfits? Are we supposed to be dancing?

MEGHAN: Beats me. All they told me was this promo is "edgy."

J: Edgy? You mean like crazy music? Open bar? Rock stars? [She gyrates as she talks.]

M: Nope, more like product placement.

J: Huh? What does that even mean?

[Pies are handed to each of them. They "pie pose" for the camera as the VO occurs.]

VO: SlapstickStuff brand cream pies! For all your food fighting needs. You're not really making a mess unless it says SlapstickStuff!

[A hand takes JULIA's pie away.]

J: So that's it?

M: No, that's just the easy part. The hard stuff is the demonstration.

J: Demonstration? Of the pies?

M: Yep. Not my favorite thing.

J: Oh, I don't care. I'll take the pie. [gets pied from OC]

M: You said it!

J: Hang on! When you said "demonstrate," I thought we'd be eating pies. Or cooking pies. Not getting hit in the face… [gets hit in the face] With pies.

M: Yep, lucky for me you volunteered!

J: Hang on, why do you still get to keep your pie?

M: Oh yeah… Look at that. [shrugs] Here you go! [pies JULIA]

J: Yeah… Thanks for that.

M: No problem. I mean, we ARE doing this promo together. Now where were we?

J: I think I was about to do this… [pies MEGHAN]

M: Julia! What was that for?

J: Hey, don't blame me. Blame the announcer.

VO: That's right! It's not a real food fight unless everyone's getting pied! [MEGHAN looks around, confused.]

J: See? And he's the boss, so… [pies MEGHAN] Here you go!

M: You want a real food fight, huh? Well how about this! [pies JULIA]

J: That's it. [yells OC] Hey, Announcer! I need another pie over here! [A pie flies from OC and hits her.]

M: You dummy! You never say, "I need another pie." Otherwise… [gets pied] You get that.

J: No, actually, I think you get… this! [pies MEGHAN]

[MEGHAN and JULIA exchange many more pies while ad-libbing various retorts.]

J: It's kinda hard to see, Meghan.

M: Yeah. Now would be a good time for a water gag. [Water is poured on them.] Like that.

J: Well, I think we gave them enough footage to work with.

M: I hope so.

VO: But wait! That's not all! You can't make a real mess without SlapstickStuff brand slime! [As VO happens, both girls look around, confused.]

M: Where does that voice keep coming from?

J: You're the expert. I don't know! [gets slimed]

M: Look at you! Pied AND slimed!

J: Yeah… Great. So how come they didn't nail you?

M: I don't know, lucky… [gets slimed] I guess.

J: Looks like your luck just ran out!

M: At least I didn't get the dreaded "white slime surprise."

J: Huh? What's the white slime surprise? [gets white slimed] I had to ask.

M: Look on the bright side. At least it wasn't double slime. [Both MEGHAN and JULIA get slimed as the VO continues.]

VO: Double slime! When you absolutely have to slime everyone in the scene!

J: I'm gonna kill that announcer guy.

VO: Don't blame me! Why don't you read your own lines already?

M: Good point.

J: This has been a Pie… [gets pied]

M: This has been a Pie In The Face… [gets pied]

M&J: [together] This has been a Pie In The Face Production! [They each pie themselves as the scene ends.]