Lumen's back! Our ray of sunshine in human form returns after blowing folks away in her 2024 scenes, and thankfully, she doesn't miss a beat in 2025. Her latest "wacky adventure" involves a bakery, and the long-awaited (?) return of "fan favorite" Crusty, and an apron that really doesn't seem to cover all that much... But does it even matter? It does not!
Lumen is a true delight, as always, and the script immediately falls away as she has way too much fun getting cakes dropped on her face, or being on the receiving end of flying pies or a particularly long-n-thick green sliming. There's a few genuine pratfall setups, and of course a mid-scene cleanup/pivot to full nudity... Plus plenty of messy posing and ad-libs and laughter and a little yoga and the reveal of "Blue-men." But really, this supersized scene is all about joy, and that's entirely thanks to Lumen: Her delight is infectious, and if you've been needing a little more joy in your life lately, SS303 might be exactly what the bakery (ahem) ordered!
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