SLIME TO THE RESCUE

[MODEL sits on a stool, facing camera.]

PRODUCER: [OC] So once again, thanks for helping out.

MODEL: No problem. The usual amount then?

P: I'm wiring it to your Swiss bank account as we speak!

M: Put it all in gold this time. It holds its value longer.

P: Of course. And thanks again. I was afraid $50 worth of slime was gonna go to waste.

M: Yeah, I don't know what you would've done…. [gets slimed] If I hadn't shown up.

P: I probably would've "dumped it out." Get it? Dump?

M: Haha, very funny. So is this your new recipe?

P: Oh no, I mixed up a special YCDTOTV batch, but that's in a different bucket.

M: Well, I don't know what the difference…. [gets slimed] Is.

P: You can tell by the splatter. Vintage.

M: Nice. So did I have the right reaction?

P: Yeah… but look up at the camera more.

M: [looking up] Now?

P: More. [They repeat.]

M: [angry] NOW?? [gets slimed]

P: Perfect.

M: Yeah, it's a shame it's too cold for water now. I'd really like to clean off a bit… [gets watered]

P: Nothing's too good for my favorite model!

M: Thanks. I assume that includes pies. [gets pied]

P: But of course! Only the best. [pies her again]

M: [grabs pie] You never learn, do you? [pies herself]

P: Wow, that deserves something special.

M: Thanks! [gets chocolate slimed] You shouldn't have.

P: Once again, you're a lifesaver.

M: Always happy to help out… [gets pied] A worthy cause.